Kinsfolk
Local News
IT'S A CONSPIRACY ! ! !
After recieving a harassing phone call, Chevy-Buford Robinson called the local Coonesville Police Department to report the incident. After the hot donut light was turned off, Deputy Crawford raced
to the scene from where the phone call had originally been placed. What Crawford found was astonishing. A she-male thing who called itself "spatula." No forms of identification could be found on it, but sources close to PorkGravy say that it's the product of local porn star, Amazing Grace, who could not be contacted at the time of this report. The results of a gender and paternity test will be published here just as soon as Chief Roberts gets the chance to "have his way with 'her'." Until then tell us what you think....
Starletta "Heat-n-Serve" Donoho says:
"...Just you wait, Baby, it's coming!!!... The new PorkGravy v3.0 is gonna put hair on yur chest!!! Hot Damn!..."