Random Trashiness
Charley Bob Thorne Horne
Me and my 7 kids (I calls them my lucky 7) live in an old but nice camper trailer down by the creek. That ways we have runnin water. I ams the furst person in my family to finish the 7th grade. I tries to set examples for my kids, tellin them if I can do it, they can to. My lucky 7 live with me cause their mommas won't have nuthing to do with them. I keeps tellin my sister and cuzins that it ain't the kidses fault, and they needs their mommas in their lifes, but the still won't come around. I ain't askin for no symphony. We has it pretty good with the nice cold water from the creek, and I put a toilet seat out over the water so as not to stink up the yard. With plenty of dead wood in the woods, we build a fire to cook and stay warm. Tho it does get a little chily sleepin on the ground sometimes, since we aint got no heat in the reckreationul vehicular, cause the power company don't run elektricty this far out.
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Praise Baby Jesus!
Kinsfolk
Local News
PORK GRAVY NEWS FLASH
Billy-Bob Cornwall Winthrop, better known as "Tiny", was attacked by a
donkey with a pecker he intended to use. Early Monday afternoon, Tiny found himself with a case of the shits and was forced to make an emergency roadside stop on SR-34 to take care of his bowel issues. Luckily, local tobaccer farmer Ed Phillips Jackson had his video camera on hand to catch the whole ordeal. The donkey turns out to be the Coonesville' Fair Runner-Up owned by Earl Haggerty, husband of Cheryl Haggerty, local realtor. Click below for the exclusive footage of Tiny's fight with a donkey and the shits, found only on your number one source for the latest trashy Coonesville news, PorkGravy.com.
(note: no livestock was harmed in the filming of this ass raping.)
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