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PORK GRAVY NEWS FLASH
Billy-Bob Cornwall Winthrop, better known as "Tiny", was attacked by a
donkey with a pecker he intended to use. Early Monday afternoon, Tiny found himself with a case of the shits and was forced to make an emergency roadside stop on SR-34 to take care of his bowel issues. Luckily, local tobaccer farmer Ed Phillips Jackson had his video camera on hand to catch the whole ordeal. The donkey turns out to be the Coonesville' Fair Runner-Up owned by Earl Haggerty, husband of Cheryl Haggerty, local realtor. Click below for the exclusive footage of Tiny's fight with a donkey and the shits, found only on your number one source for the latest trashy Coonesville news, PorkGravy.com.
(note: no livestock was harmed in the filming of this ass raping.)
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