Skeeter Farfanugen, Sr.

weight:   180 lbs
height:   5'11"

The shit that didn't pass Go at any point in his life.

Jim Bob Cornelius

weight:   400lbs-ish
height:   6-ish

Don't dis the corn!

Crazy Wayne Manboobs, CEO, Crazy Wayne's World of Homes

weight:   190lbs
height:   5'8"

shindiggity hot damn mobile home central!

Jumbo Jane, magician

weight:   ???
height:   5'6

now you see it, now you don't.

Mother Trucker

18 wheelin' cross the US of A!

SUNNY VALE, TRAILER PARK BEAUTY QUEEN AND OWNER

weight:   135
height:   5-7

I OWN AND OVERSEE THE DAY TO DAY OPERATIONS OF THE SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK AND MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE SUNNYVALE RESIDENTS ARE HAPPY AND COMFORTABLE IN THE SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK COMMUNITY.I MAKE SURE THAT SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK IS FAMILY FRIENDLY AND A GREAT PLACE TO LIVE.I AM ALSO THE CURRENT SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK BEAUTY QUEEN.

SUNNY VALE, SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK OWNER AND BEAUTY QUEEN

weight:   135
height:   5-7

I OVERSEE THE DAY TO DAY OPERATIONS OF THE SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK AND ITS RESIDENTS.I AM ALSO THE CURRENT SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK BEAUTY QUEEN.

bend over, owner-operator

Charley Bob Thorne Horne, Misster

weight:   140 pound
height:   6 foot 3 inch

One dark night I wuz runnin pretty dang fast through the woods and banged my head on a low slung limb

Ernie Pridemore, RETIRED!

weight:   230
height:   6'0"

Lazy Bourbon Drinker!

tim buchan, arch-bishop

weight:   225
height:   6-3

trailer trash

Rob Miller, Mr

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