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Charley Bob Thorne Horne

Me and my 7 kids (I calls them my lucky 7) live in an old but nice camper trailer down by the creek. That ways we have runnin water. I ams the furst person in my family to finish the 7th grade. I tries to set examples for my kids, tellin them if I can do it, they can to. My lucky 7 live with me cause their mommas won't have nuthing to do with them. I keeps tellin my sister and cuzins that it ain't the kidses fault, and they needs their mommas in their lifes, but the still won't come around. I ain't askin for no symphony. We has it pretty good with the nice cold water from the creek, and I put a toilet seat out over the water so as not to stink up the yard. With plenty of dead wood in the woods, we build a fire to cook and stay warm. Tho it does get a little chily sleepin on the ground sometimes, since we aint got no heat in the reckreationul vehicular, cause the power company don't run elektricty this far out.

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