Register now, damn it. Once you do, you can manage your own trashy profile, post and show off that gem of a double-wide you live in, and even start your own trailer park. Then, if you are ever able to make a friend, they can move their own trailer into your trailer park and you can spend many nights drinking natty lights amongst your lawn chairs and broken down push mowers.
Best of all, registering gets you laid.
* means you have to put something.
"...Just you wait, Baby, it's coming!!!... The new PorkGravy v3.0 is gonna put hair on yur chest!!! Hot Damn!..."